The World on Blood by Jonathan Nasaw
This book was absolutely hilarious. In a world where everyone is addicted to something-be it caffiene, sex, chocolate, marijuana, alcohol, etc. We have become a society with a "meeting" and 12-step program for just about everything....
now it is everything!!!!
Betty is the minister of the Church of Higher Power-a basically non-denominational church that works a support group and out-reach program to addicts of all flavors and walks of life. She does everything from marriage counseling to sermons, marriages and leading the evening A.A. group. Which can be a long and thankless job, but thankfully serves an emotionally rewarding cause. Sadly, emtoionally rewarding will not pay the minimum payments on the church-so she is praying for one more addicts group to meet 3 times a week to help her make the payments. Ask and you shall recieve-into her life walks Nick Santos-who just so happens to need a the church basement 3 nights a week for his myseterious V.A. meetings. What is the "V" for? Very Anonymous-says Nick. The meetings are closed and outsiders are not welcome.
At the first meeting, the mystery is revealed as Nick begins the meeting with, "Hello, my name is Nick and I am a Vampire." Hello Nick!!!!!!
What follows is a hilarious yet strangely plausible story about vampires. They are real you see. They do not need blood to live-actually blood makes them high. A condition that vampires seem to be born with and is somewhat inheritable. A vampire is found by another vampire drinking their blood and not getting high-only vampire blood results in not getting a vampire high-so they can not drink their own blood.
Also featured prominently in this book are Wicthes-that do cast spells, but in a very well way. Largely Dianic witches who celebrate the sabbats and always follow them up with orgies-all ceremonies of pleasure are done in service of the goddess it seems.
Also a large focus of this book is addiction, how horrible it is to live with everyday and how it haunts you and destroys your life.
This book is twisted, hilarious, original and not at all what it seems.
~~~~Where ever you go, There you are!
now it is everything!!!!
Betty is the minister of the Church of Higher Power-a basically non-denominational church that works a support group and out-reach program to addicts of all flavors and walks of life. She does everything from marriage counseling to sermons, marriages and leading the evening A.A. group. Which can be a long and thankless job, but thankfully serves an emotionally rewarding cause. Sadly, emtoionally rewarding will not pay the minimum payments on the church-so she is praying for one more addicts group to meet 3 times a week to help her make the payments. Ask and you shall recieve-into her life walks Nick Santos-who just so happens to need a the church basement 3 nights a week for his myseterious V.A. meetings. What is the "V" for? Very Anonymous-says Nick. The meetings are closed and outsiders are not welcome.
At the first meeting, the mystery is revealed as Nick begins the meeting with, "Hello, my name is Nick and I am a Vampire." Hello Nick!!!!!!
What follows is a hilarious yet strangely plausible story about vampires. They are real you see. They do not need blood to live-actually blood makes them high. A condition that vampires seem to be born with and is somewhat inheritable. A vampire is found by another vampire drinking their blood and not getting high-only vampire blood results in not getting a vampire high-so they can not drink their own blood.
Also featured prominently in this book are Wicthes-that do cast spells, but in a very well way. Largely Dianic witches who celebrate the sabbats and always follow them up with orgies-all ceremonies of pleasure are done in service of the goddess it seems.
Also a large focus of this book is addiction, how horrible it is to live with everyday and how it haunts you and destroys your life.
This book is twisted, hilarious, original and not at all what it seems.
~~~~Where ever you go, There you are!
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